Sometimes things happen and we wonder why. Till this very day I think about the strange night in Yokosuka and wonder why. Yokosuka, Japan was just another one of many port visits my Naval Warship made. My friend Kevin had recently married and I was recently engaged. So, of course we wouldn't be expected to be found in the usual sailor places on this port visit. We hit the beach and decided to go to a family type place that served good pizza and rice wine. Kevin was always good company...

I guess I did a lot of stupid things when I was a Kid. But buying my Mom a battery powered vibrator, had to be at the top of the list of stupid things I did. Of course, I had no idea what I was buying her at the time. Well let me explain. When I was a kid, I would go to these auctions looking for things for my Science projects and everything was bid on so you knew how much it was going to be if you put a bid in on something. So that day I had found a few things I could use for my Science...

I guess I did a lot of stupid things when I was a Kid. But buying my Mom a battery powered vibrator, had to be at the top of the list of stupid things I did. Of course, I had no idea what I was buying her at the time. Well let me explain. When I was a kid, I would go to these auctions looking for things for my Science projects and everything was bid on so you knew how much it was going to be if you put a bid in on something. So that day I had found a few things I could use for my Science...

Did anyone ever notice that "Clap Your Hands" commercial on TV? I'm just so glad its finaly off the air. I just couldn't watch the commercial without cracking up. It makes me laugh because of Singapore. One day I got into a cab with two of my friends, and one of my friends had a bad backache, so he told the Singapore Cab driver to take us somewhere where you could get a good back rub. So the driver takes us to this place thats way of the beaten track, and then points at a staircase to...

The other day, my nephew asked,"could you come to the mall with me and help me pick out some clothes for College?" That really brought back memories. As I drove along the Interstate to the Mall, I said to my nephew. "Let me tell you about my own fashion experience and just what it really now means to me for someone to value my opinion on clothes." It all started many years ago, when I got my first job after graduating high school. Every once in a while I would cross my legs while I wa...

The other day, my nephew asked,"could you come to the mall with me and help me pick out some clothes for College?" That really brought back memories. As I drove along the Interstate to the Mall, I said to my nephew. "Let me tell you about my own fashion experience and just what it really now means to me for someone to value my opinion on clothes." It all started many years ago, when I got my first job after graduating high school. Every once in a while I would cross my legs while I wa...

Many people start blogs because they want to share part of their every day routine with friends and family. But some corporations don't seem to think that their employees have a right to a normal life after the working day is over. A blogger that has been a long time feature of my Celebrity Bloggers list has now been suspended without pay from her job as a flight attendant for perhaps a controversial picture of her and her skirt riding up perhaps a bit to high up her legs on her blog called D...

For some reason that I find hard to fathom, the recent news story about the Federal Court upholding Alabama's ban on dildo's got either little or no attention in the media. Thanks to the Federal Court, woman in Alabama no longer have the right to buy a sex toy. And if someone sells them a sex toy they can get up to a ten thousand dollar fine and a year in jail. People are trying to kill us. Over three thousand people were lost at the World Trade Center during the 911 attack. And what are w...

Introdution. This story really needs a lot of work. I never dated anyone on line so I was really out of my element. If readers have had online dating experiences or know of some friends that did online dating I'm open to suggestions on how I can make this story better. I think its time for a Cyber Lust story, so I thought I would give it a try. But it really needs something. But at least its a start. Don't be shy. If you have any ideas, lets here it. As Jill put on her make up she wonder...

I thought it might be nice if we had a least one special group board at Joe User just for short stories. With a group short story board everyone can have a place to display their short stories and get some feedback on them. Also anyone that wants to write poetry is also welcome to join the group board. And if you're a writer that's looking to get discovered being in a group may make you more visible with the search engines and make it more likely that you will be discovered. Anyway, I th...

Comical sailor and writer Tim Mack got his true story published at ABC Tales. The Autobiography explains why Tim Mack titled the story "I Should Of Been A Nudist." Despite the title, the story is rated U for Universal and its safe for everyone to read. This is the link to the story and ABC Tales the publisher were it can be viewed for free

I'm a fairly ordinary guy, but after two weeks of dating Triffy, things just didn't seem very ordinary anymore. I had taken a girl named Barbra to a drive in movie. Not sure if they still have drive in movies anymore today, but back in the 70's they still had a few drive in movies left in California along with the left over Chariots. Barbra asked. “Would you get me some buttered pop corn and a Coke?” With a smile, I said,”sure.” I headed over to the pop corn stand and it was lust at ...

As Jill put on her make up she wondered to herself. "What would Bob be like? Would he look like his picture that he posted in Cyber Space? Or would he look a lot different?" Even although Jill had never met Bob, she felt as if she knew him well. Jill loved reading all of Bob's romantic journals he posted in Cyber Space. Through emails and PM's they got to know each other well. When things had not gone well on the job or in their personal lifes, they were both there fo...

The other day, my nephew asked. "Could you come to the mall with me and help me pick out some clothes for college?" That really brought back memories. As I drove along the Interstate to the mall. I said to my nephew. "Let me tell you about my own fashion experience and just what it really now means to me for someone to value my opinion on clothes." It all started many years ago, when I got my first job after graduating high school. Every once in a wh...